Characters: John, Rodney
Warnings: Very AU. Very. And also crack.
Spoilers: Did I mention AU? So, no, nothing remotely resembling a spoiler
Excerpt: If it weren't for the horns and the little black bat wings and the forked tail flicking in annoyance, he could easily have mistaken the demon standing in the middle of the room for a man.
Disclaimer: Undoubtedly I own them, and a whole lot of other things, in some universe, but not this one.
To the crack